I have come to a conclusion. All original ideas when it comes to art have been exhausted. We're merely recycling old stuff. There hasn't been any real new music since the 1920's. The last real development as far as visual art ended with the invention of photography.
All of this is my own opinion, of course.
To combat the impending boredom engendered by a decadent and increasingly isolated society, I will attempt a new art movement.
Leftover Landscapes.
I hit upon this serendipitous notion while looking for something to nosh on after arriving home from a very stressful breakdown on 680. I tend to get really weird when I'm stressed. Not only did I clean my room and the bathroom in under a half an hour, but I started thinking strange things about food. I found, in the fridge, a slightly elongated tupperware container (which is impossible to get open, by the way) which exibited the following contents:
1 piece of turkey bacon
2 small links of sausage (the breakfast kind)
.5 of a small golden potato - species unknown
I was struck by the fact that two disparate meat items and one starch item, usually eaten at different times of the day and certainly a different times of the week, were all housed together, and in a too-large container (which is impossible to open). There was no evidence of any other food item, no bits of egg or pepper or even small granules of salt to mar the barren perfection of what I have now dubbed "Dessicated Potato with 2 Breakfast Meats".
Just THINK of the staggering possibilities and unending combinations!
I just have to find a medium.
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