Wednesday, August 31, 2005

I want french fries...

>WARNING: SATURATED FAT CONTENT<

SO ##$@%$ what! I heard somewhere someone heard on NPR that they're going to put addiction labels on french fries and potato chips. Well, hell. They put that on there and I'm going out and gettin' a whole damn bushel. French fries can't all be bad, regardless of what they're made out of. I mean, the good people over there at ACME french fries and pig foot jelly came up with it, so it has to be good.

Oh my god. I've lost it.

This is what training a teenager on a Mac and a handful of peanuts for dinner does to the fragile bottle blonde.

help.

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