Coming soon to a neighborhood near you! Will only last until around January 6th or so! A free-for-all display of horrendous taste, justified and encouraged by yet another hijacked pagan celebration! You can see it every time you walk out your door! All you need is about 50,000 watts, some fake reindeer, and those gi-mon-gous blow up things from your local lack of taste home improvement emorium!
I'm horrified every time I drive up to my house. Dripping icicles made out of bee lites. Cut outs of twice life size cartoon characters forcing the holiday feeling. Having to wear ROBES at choir practice. Wearing PINK on the third sunday of advent. YUCK.
I'm not a humbug. I just take exception to lack of taste. Apparently the community around me stifles all it's creative tendencies all year round, just to achieve the horror of too many lights, dried out wreaths, and blasting holiday music. I take exception to people just trailing the ends of their strings of lights over a random bush. I take exception to lit up nativity scenes. I'm overdosing on "holier than thou" - but that's just my own family.
Thank goodness I'm not a catholic any more. I'd have to hang myself this christmas.
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