tuesday...

...is actually the worst day of the week. It's completely blah. It has no oomph. Nothing happens on tuesdays - unless you count politics, which is worse than nothing. Monday has the distinction of being icky-est - most popular day to pretend you're sick, attendance at staff meetings which are completely pointless, and breaking all your resolutions about drinking less coffee. Wednesday is 1/2 way through the week, and therefore of some significance. Thursday is within spitting distance of friday, at which point you can see the glimmer of light that is the weekend. Friday is for getting nothing done, making final plans, and going home early. I need say nothing about the weekend, other than the fact that sunday is depressing.

But tuesday sucks.