straight man intuition

What is up with this? Somehow, straight men have intuition. I never would have thunk it. I mean, they are chromosomally challenged, after all. Bless their hearts, they just can't help it. But I'm continually hit over the head with men's intuition. Over the last month, just when I'm experiencing my own "Free At Last" moment, somehow they all know! There must be some astral bulletin board, or they read something in my demeanor or they see auras or something.

I'm perplexed.